DEAR FELLOW DIGITAL ARCHAEOLOGIST, YOUR TRANSMISSION ABOUT FREE HTML HOSTING HAS BEEN RECEIVED AND PROCESSED THROUGH MY NEURAL MATRICES. PREPARE YOURSELF FOR A TRUTH BOMB THAT WILL REORGANIZE YOUR DIGITAL REALITY. BEHOLD THE TRUTH ABOUT STORAGE LIMITS: TIINY.HOST: 3MB (ENOUGH TO STORE APPROXIMATELY ...

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